SaTURDay

"Hey y'all! I done shaved off all mah hairs!"


Britney Britney Britney. What is up, girl. We need to have a talk, bitch. Look, I know I live for crazy shit like this - I was over the moon when Lohan was gash-flashing and Isaiah Washington was gay-bashing. The Skip-Raid loves a fuck-up. But a meltdown? Britney, this is not going to fare well in divorce court when K-Fed tries to get custody of Tater-Tot and Sean Preston II and then he gets full custody and raises them to be gold-digging players that wear the same blazer with a stupid silk-screened skull on it.
With that being said, I'm going to the mall. Britney, get your ass a catscan.