TGIF-U

Every Friday here at The Skip Raid, we make like a Public Health Nurse on lice-check day and go over the week with a fine-toothed comb. Monday through Friday we whittle away a little list of people, things, or situations that really chapped our asses. Here we go now.

Fuck You Cold Weather.


Seriously, it's like -20 degrees outside. What the Hell? Al Gore, can you explain this shit to me? I am freezing! What happened to Global Warming? There is a key word in that question that's not making sense to me when I am freezing my ass off outside. Do something about it, okay? Get back to me Gorry. Global Warming is like school on a Saturday: No Class. Also, I googled "cold" and this picture popped up. It says its 'the common cold'. Obvs, its something from China. Only in Hong Kong would they see the common cold as an adorable furry blue bushbaby. I love China.

Fuck You Sienna Miller in Factory Girl.

Sluttienna, you are on watch! You are such trash, it terrifies me to look at your face. Yes, you have cool clothes...


...so does Rachael Zoe, but she is what Satan wants to be when he grows up. Factory Girl is already getting terrible reviews. You skank. You and Edie Segwick are a classic case of 'same shit, different pile'. Making a movie about Segwick is like 30 years from now someone makes a biopic about Paris Hilton called "Heaven's Littlest Angel - Paris Hilton, a True Princess". Jesus Christ. Segwick dragged Warhol's ass down like a too-heavy wallet in a loose pair of pants. Plus, you can't act worth shit, so the only thing saving this movie is your sex scenes with Gayden Christiansen. And, uh-oh, even those are terrible. You look like a 12-year-old boy before a growth spurt; little boy titties and a teen-stache. Look Sienna, I'm not trying to be hard on you. I just get the feeling that people have been a little too kind with you. Except for when Jude Law cheated on your ass with that ugly nanny. Hahahahaha. Oh dear, I'm going to barf up my Cinnamon Toast Crunch if I don't stop laughing. Ahhh...eff you, Miller. Eff you.