TGIF-U

Here's this weeks banes of our existence:

I am throwing the big F-You to the person who has photoshopped a peen on Harry Potter. Let me explain. I'm on DListed (not to take traffic away from us, but they are darlings) to keep myself updated on the hotness that is Daniel Radcliffe in Equus. Its like every day, there is a new picture of him with one less article of clothing. Its a goddamn striptease that has lasted the past 2 weeks. Anyways, I see this gem and I'm like JACKPOT and (of course) I click on the NSFW version of the picture (cause I'm a perv) and I get this one which people seem to believe is a photoshopped fake. And I believe it too. It looks mad fake. I went to school with some photoshop kings so I can tell the difference between a real shot and a doctored shot. Anyways, take a gander at the fake pic and pretend its really him. In my mind tho, he is circ'ed, cause nobody likes the Pillsbury Pig-in-a-Blanket look.

Another F-You is going out to Suri Cruise, who is staring me down like hell right now. What, Bitch, am I wearing something of yours? You think you hot? Bitch? Say it to my face! Try it, Ima cut you deep! Just kidding, that alien baby is pretty damn cute. I guess my F-You is going out to Katie Holmes for having sex with a 5'7 asshat-faggo, and STILL having a way cuter baby than I could ever buy. I'm just jealous cause my kid is going to come out with huge Will Smith ears and a Jew nose (and I'm not Jewish). Katie, girl, I'm stressing you better be a better influence on Suri than your "husband", cause if you let that R-Tard raise her, you're going to end up with this in 24 years:
I'm on a roll today. How about another F-You?
America's Next Top Tranny starts February 28th. Good People, this is Cycle 7. Seven. This is getting rediculous. We had to suffer through garbagey photoshoots like the one seen above (and of course, this is the illustrious Jaeda). I have a theory; if you didn't make it to Cycles 1-6, then you are officially leftovers. You are like the runner-up to the runner-up to the runner-up. I have to stop - I am missing the point. These girls were BORN to model, to pose and walk and look at a camera. What little girl didn't grow up wishing "One day, Jesus, please PLEASE let me be in a CoverGirl ad that will only run in Seventeen Magazine once and then let me be cast into obscurity!"
I am still gonna watch. Tyra is too much of a diva to pass up. Bitch goes crazy on everything! "Who ate all my mayo?!?" Oh Tyra Tyra Tyra.