Friend's Day Wednesday

Hello little darlings (how much does this dog love peanut butter?)
I am apologizing in advance because I have fallen ill with a cold. This is no good, except my voice is sort of gone so I sound mucho sexy (you know, if you find truck-stop sluts sexy). Anyways, today I spending some time in bed recuperating so that I may be awake enough to watch America's Next Top Tranny and give you guys a nice long post about it tomorrow morning.
In other news, I feel bad because I told a friend I'd go to watch his stand-up tonight, and I can't now because I feel like AIDS. So I will encourage you all to see it tonight instead (let's face it Ajay, I would end up getting kicked out for heckling. This is a blessing in disguise). So here's what you need to know:
Late Night Giggin @ The Brunswick House (aka "The Brunny") 481 Bloor St. W
9pm - $5 (don't be a cheapskate, Yuk-Yuks is like $25 and people flock to that garbage like flies to shit) The best part of Late Night Giggin is NO ROMAN DANYLO! I hate that guy so bad, I swear to God, If I saw him I would have no problem punching him in the neck.
It's kinda like SNL, except nobody's taping it and there is no Amy Poehler. But it shall be a good time had by all, folks! Besides, beers are really cheap at The Brunswick House and there won't be the usual Friday Frat-Boy crowd.
...and ladies (and faggos) Ajay Fry will be there, and he's single! Ooh! Mothers, lock up your daughters (and faggos)! You can check him out here. What a handsome fellow. He is definitely not paying me $10 to say this.
There, now where's my $10.
And if you're too cheap to spend the $5 for live comedy, then stay at home at watch ANTM.