Ginger Tuesdays

Know what's worse than a Ginger?
A fertile Ginger.
A Ginger Sympathizer (aka "the enemy") would look at this picture and say "wow! It's practically a Spice Girl reunion! Emma/Baby Spice is just glowing! For someone who is 8 months pregnant, she looks absolutely radiant. And there's Mel C/Sporty Spice! What a smile! She looks like a classed-up Lily Allen! Her hair looks so nice when it's down and straight. And Victoria/Posh Spice is always the picture of class and glamour. LA is doing wonders for her skin; the beach sun has been kind to her. And Geri/Ginger Spice. Her gorgeous genes have been passed unto her beautiful little baby Bluebell Madonna. The only thing missing is Mel B/Scary Spice, who has a little baby girl of her own!! It's too bad she couldn't fly from LA to London with her tiny bundle of joy to join them in their reunion. Sigh."
I, on the other hand, looks at this and sees a grim future for us non-Gingers. I see a Ginger increasing the Ginger population. The Ginger gene is so strong, too. It will be passed from Bluebell Madonna down to her little bundle of Ginge. Shame on Emma/Fat Spice, Mel C/Lezbo Spice, and Victoria/Anorexic Spice-Bot. You should have kidnapped the baby and subjected it to De-Ginge-ification. Dye its hair, tan its skin, act like it has a soul. Aw, maybe not. The baby is kinda cute.

What am I saying? It's a Ginger! Have I gone soft for Gingers?!? Am I so blinded by Geri Halliwell's gorgeous hair and stunning dress (that colour looks FABULOUS on her!) that I fail to recognize her Gingerdom? She used to be the Patron Saint of Gingers!!EWWWW!!!! I mean, come on! Her name was Ginger Spice!!