Barf Diego Barf!!
So, here's a little story for you all to think about. I told you yesterday that I have been feeling under the weather because of some medecation I am on for an infection. For whatever reason, I loves the pills, but the pills don'ts loves me. So I was planning to go out for dinner with my beloved and his parents and before I left, I took my medecation (all 3 pills worth). Immediately, I start to feel nauseous. But whatever, walk it off, right? So we're meeting his parents at BCE place, which if you know Toronto at all, you know that's right near the Hummingbird Centre. So, I finally stop at the Hummingbird and say "I am defs going to sick-up" and start frantically looking for a spot to unload. Of course, the only spot semi-private is the hedges lining the HB-centre, so I'm like "whateves - gonna hurl". Now, normally I don't get embarrassed by throwing up in public; it's a very 'what-can-you-do-about-it?' moment and I respect that. But of course, I had to barf in front of the HB-centre which is showing the very popular Go Diego Go! LIVE and there were literally HUNDREDS of 4-year-olds walking past me and watching me barf. As well, the painkillers I am on stain your urine (and, natch, vomit) an electric orange colour. This was no typical camo-barf; this was like holding a giant flashing light that said "look over here at what this person is doing in the bushes!!"
People, it was like 'The Exorcist LIVE'(for Kidz!). Never have I seen so many children watching and screaming and laughing and going "Daddy, what is coming out of that person's mouth?!?"
To find out why I barfed orange, visit Drugs and Poisons. And remember kids, Pass on Grass. And by 'pass' I mean "try not to barf on the", and by 'grass' I mean...well, grass.
Pray For Mojo, everybody!!
12 comments:
Wow.
No spell check today huh?
Hahahah! I was thinking the very same thing
OMGGGGGGG I TOTALLY SAW U OUTSIDE THE HUMMINGBIRD BARFING!!!!
I thought you'd be prettier in real life.
And are you pregnant?
Let me address some things, dear readers:
1. No, there was no spell check. Why? I'M UNDER THE FUCKING WEATHER!!!
2. I'm glad that more than 1 person noticed the shit spelling.
3. I am extremely pretty, but when your body is basically eating away at your kidneys and infection is spreading through you like (insert witty metaphor here) then you would not look your best. Also, I needs some highlights.
4. I am not, in fact, pregnant. Satan said to expect a baby implanted in my womb sometime in the next 10 years, but he said that because of red tape and "those bastards with the goddamn union" I shouldn't expect it any time soon.
Also, can we please start making up fake names or something? I hate seeing 'anonymous, anonymous, anonymous' all the time. Hell, you don't even have to be creative - I'll accept "Girl with Brown Hair" or "24 Black Male" (ahahaa, this isn't The Source.com...I don't have any black male readers)
People, if we can't be grown up about the comments, we might have to take them away. And I think I speak for everyone who loves reading the comments when I say "no, we want to keep the comments". So, let's stick to the international rules of the comment boards, shall we? I straight told ya - if you wanna talk shit, hit up Perez Hilton (brotha LIVES for tha drama)
Elitism is alive and well! YOU can talk shit but can't take no shit..yeah that's fair(ly) HYPOCRITICAL!!
Oh Mayor...now you're making ME barf!!!
Dear Skip Raid Mayor,
Was it really neccessary to throw up in public?
I'm only too sure the ushers inside would escort you to the bathrooms.
This post makes me feel like it's either a lie or you get joy out of humiliating yourself
Your reader of many,
Carla
Carla
Thank you very very much for your concern!
I completely agree with you - a bathroom would have been much easier and better. However, unless you have ever been in this situation, you don't know how dire it is. I have totally been like "wow, I feel like I'm gonna vomit...better shag-ass to the bathroom ASAP" but this my dear, was more like "wow, I feel like I'm gonna vomit...better shag-ass to th-BLARGHHHHHHHHHH".
And like I said before - I am on some intense medication for this thing and from the time the pill was in my mouth to the time I put on a show for the kids, it was (I kid you not) 7 minutes. And you know when you barf, and you don't even have to try? Like it's practically falling out of your mouth with no effort? It was like that.
HOWEVER...
I took some very good advice from our friend at drugsandpoisons.blogspot.com and took my pills with food the next time, and voila - no barfsies.
There you have it.
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