5.28.2007

Happy Memorial Day, Urrbods.

I am told that because it is Memorial Day, my American Readers will be taking the day-off and getting down on some Hot Dogs and Fireworks today. Good for you! You guys celebrate everything, and I love that. You take off every president's birthday/death-day/time they cut the ribbon at a railroad and celebrate with No-TAX sales at the Mall (which I then reap the benefits of, since it costs too bloody much to drive down to Buffalo / aka Big Buffy to buy cheap shit from Forever 21).
So enjoy celebrating the outstanding Men and Women of our Greatest Generation. You may not know what the capitol of England is, but you sure as hell know that because of them it's not Berlin.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Remember the 3,451 Americans killed in the past four years in Iraq and 56 Canadians in Afghanistan.

The Mayor said...

That's right - America, speak up! It's not too late to write your congresspersons and demand the America's removal from Iraq. And when the time comes to vote out President Retard, vote for someone who won't waste your money on a horrific war, or who's agenda includes turning young men and women into little white crosses. People are too smart to fight and too smart to die.

Anonymous said...

With all due respect Mayor, Americans don't feel his agenda was to turn the troops into little white crosses, however their deaths and Abu Ghraib was indeed the result of his agenda.
His (agenda) march into Iraq was a war on Islam, to "plant seeds of democracy" in an evil place. What a selfish and ignorant Commander in Chief! President SHRUB!!!!!

The Mayor said...

I completely understand where you are coming from - the American people don't intentionally vote for the worst case scenario. But for real - George Bush isn't looking out for the people of Iraq - he's looking out for America's financial interests. It's just such a shame that the same politicians who support the war in Iraq refuse to send their children to Iraq, or would go there themselves.
So, in short - let's use this Memorial Day to remember that wars break apart countries and families, and screw up the soldiers that have to go and fight.

Anonymous said...

Ah but don't forget Mr. George Bush is doing God's work.
Or at least that is what he said when he started his stupid and costly invasion.

Anonymous said...

That's true..he said God "spoke to him." Apparently he missed the call regarding "God's work" including caring for the soldiers when they return home...google Walter Reed Army Medical Center...disgraceful. Thank you Mayor for this article.