Ginger Tuesdays

Hello All! So, today's Ginger was a tough tough choice. But I decided to bring it back to where it all started, South Park. The Ginger Kids episode has been done to death, so I am going to keep these short and sweet. Enjoi! Let me know if I missed anyone.

Kyle Broflovski
The OG (original ginger) of South Park elementary, Kyle takes a lot less heat for being a Ginger than for being Jewish. Maybe it's because he is a Daywalker, and not really a Ginger. Meh. Don't get me wrong, he's still "one of them".


Sheila Broflovski
Kyle's mom is the truest form of Ginger; straight-up bitch. Seriously, she is almost as annoying as Peggy Hill (but not quite). Sheila shit-disturbs everything around her, when really she should take a good look in a mirror and realize she is a Daywalker and should count her lucky stars that the townsfolk don't run her out of town. (Because she is a Ginger, not because she is Jewish. There is no connection between the two. Sheesh).

Scott Tenorman
Holy shit, Scott Tenorman is a dick. Dude sold his pubes to Cartman for $10, and in retaliation Cartman has his parents killed. Yeah, seemed fair to me, too. The thing I love most about Scott Tenorman is that they never go into him being a Ginger - it's like this unspoken thing. Or maybe it's just because Matt Stone and Trey Parker hadn't thought up Ginger Kids yet. I'm going to go with the second. Let's take a look over to the left at Cartman drinking Scott Tenorman's tears, shall we? God damn, that always kills me! Aahahahahaha!! What a horrible episode? Horribly funny, but horrible. Wait, what were we talking about again? Oh yeah, Gingers.


The Ginger Kids
Ew ew ew. Gingers are gross, even when animated. Look at those sick freckles! Matt Stone and Trey Parkey captured the essence of a Ginge perfectly. Know what I love? When Gingers are like "I have red hair!". Noo, you don't. Ariel, the Little Mermaid, has red hair. Ronald McDonald has red hair. Yours is weird and orange and definately not red in any way. And the freckles, my God, the freckles. I have this friend who has patches of Gingey freckles all over and they make her look like a weird reptile (obvs, Gingers aren't humans). And it grosses.me.out. So Erin, if you are reading - I am sending you a Gift Certificate for skin bleaching. Merry Ginge-mas.

Ginger Cartman
Ew, I don't know what it is about Cartman as a Ginger, but it is so gross!! I think it may be the Dorthy Hamill haircut or the fact that he is fat (ew, aren't fat gingers the worst?) While I laughed my ass of during the Ginger Kids episode, I also felt extreme fear. Because let it be known, my worst fear is to wake up a Ginger like Cartman did. I am dead serious.