...like school in July.
No Class.
That's right, everybody's favorite piece of shit in outta jail. Hooray! Let's celebrate by pooling our money and hiring a sharp-shooter. Kidding!! Anyways, anybody want to start taking bets to see what happens Paris does next?
- Devotes life to Jesus, begins reading to blind children
- Ventures to Cambodia to help children, adopts one
- Gets her skank ass to Les Deux, drinks like there is no tomorrow, and flashes the vajayjay
(My money is on the last one)
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I shit you not... Vegas has odds on what she'll do next.
here are some of the best:
Paris will be charged with driving under the influence again - 2/1
Paris will be caught with a controlled substance - 3/1
She will become a brain surgeon - 200/1
Paris and Jessica Simpson will record a Chicken of the Sea documentary - 3000/1
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