Ginger Tuesday

Bonjourrno principesas! I am putting INTERVIEW WEEK on hold for the moment while I collect my interview-based thoughts and get pictures from all who have politely agreed to be interviewed. And I figured "it doesn't matter what I post on Tuesday, if I bump Ginger Tuesday out of it's weekly slot, people will be pissed". Shit, I could bump GT for a photograph of 50 Cent having group sex with Marc Jacobs, an ostrich, and a George Foreman Grill and I'd still get 50 emails about "what happened to Ginger Tuesday?!?"
So, here you go. This week's Ginger shaming really hurts me to do so, but I mean, she's a Ginger, so she has to get it eventually. Ooh, this is gonna be painful for both of us...Name: Stella McCartney
Age: 35
From: London, England
Why this Ginger is famous? Doye, two reasons! She is an amazing fashion designer and her dad is a musician. You probably have never heard of him. Recorded some stuff with John Lennon. No big deal.
Stella McCartney has everything I would want; really good hair, a famous dad, best friends with Gwenyth Paltrow and Liv Tyler, little babies. But alas, every rose has its thorn, and Stella's thorn is a mild case of Gingervitis. How the hell did that happen?!?! Look and Mum and Dad!Specifically non-Ginge. Dad, black hair. Mom, blonde hair and freckles..wait a minute. Maybe what all of you are saying is true! Maybe I will also be cursed with a Ginger baby!! I have blonde hair and freckles like Linda!!
*Editor's Note: The Mayor does not have as many freckles as a Ginger or Daywalker. Just a cute ammount on her nose.
But yeah, for serious! Imagine how horrified Sir Paul and Linda would have been when the doctor presents them their new baby and sadly goes "...it's...it's...a Ginger. I'm so sorry." But I know that Stella has a soul, I just know it! How could she be a soulless Ginge when she has so many redeeming qualities? Stop it! That's Satan speaking! But she is a strong advocate for animal rights...probably because she wants to save all the baby animals for herself so she can bathe in their blood to stay young! Oh, it all makes sense now! She probably didn't leave Gucci; Tom Ford probably banished her from the building with UVA/UVB and silver bullets (you need both to effectively kill a Ginger.)
Looks like we have another one for the Too Bad They Are a Ginger vault. Say Hi to Ron Weasley for me!