I'm Bringing Pasty Back.

Yes!! My favourite Reverse-Vampire, Count Kikula, is back! I have been missing this ho for what seems like months now. Thank god she popped back above the radar, otherwise I would have been forced to put out an APB for a Nosferatu, female, age 19-25, unwashed and reeking of Blood and Camels. Here is Keek in London looking sa-weet as uge. I would seriously kill a Vampire for this ensemble; pull out some sweet Van Helsing moves and steal that Chanel purse. Load a gun with some silver bullets and shoot a Werewolf, just for sport. Lead a Frankenstein to a pond and drown it. Make Dorian Gray look at the painting of himself. Wait, where was I going with this again?