Goddamned Ginger Wednesday

As promised, The Hills would not be coming between you and I and our mutual hatred for all things Ginge. So to kick off the newest (and first) installment of Goddamned Ginger Wednesdays, may I present to you this week's Ginger:Name: Ron Howard / Opie / Richie Cunningham
Age: 53
Why he is famous: For starters, he was Andy Griffith's son on Andy of Mayberry, which was a great show. The he was on Happy Days. You may remember him as not The Fonz. He made Splash. That was pretty good. And Willow. I'm told thats pretty good (I get scared at movies with Little People). Jesus, what else? Um, Apollo 13? That was a steaming pile. How about A Beautiful Mind? Cinderella Man? Yeah, he really hasn't done anything kickass since Splash.
If you'll notice fig.1 at the top there, I have included not one, but two images of Ron Howard on The Simpsons. If you'll notice, whenever Howard is on The Simpsons, the episodes have been very funny and not lame (like the shitty, shitty, completely unfunny Simpson's Movie.) Coincedentally, when he is on The Simpsons, he is not employing Russel Crowe in garbage movies like Cinderella Man. I say Ron Howard should quit directing and join The Simpsons full-time. He should also convince Conan to come back and write again. And he should also convince Gracie Films to get the show animated in Korea like it used to be. Basically, I am asking Ron Howard to invent a time machine and take The Simpsons back to Season 5. While he is there, I suppose it wouldn't be too much trouble to shoot Phil Hartman's wife. I need more Troy McClure.

Oh, he also narrated this show called Arrested Development, but I'm sure you are unfamiliar with it.