Stop...Boner Time.

This is DJ Mark Ronson, brother to DJ Dykemarch Samantha Ronson.
Samantha Ronson = Uggers Fantastic
Mark Ronson = Hot Hot Hot
Mark is making news today because he was supposed to direct some Amy Wino music video (aka Thinspiration for a bunch of anorexics) and bitch pulled out. Instead she went to the Islands, and if you haven't seen those pictures of her in a neon green bikini top DON'T. Its one of the grossest images I have ever seen. Anyways, Mark Ronson is a hot piece of shit and he is calling her out. Good for you! Somebody should. I'm sick of people being like "poor Amy Winehouse...she is so talented...what a tortured soul bla bla bla". Um, no. Amy has a good soul voice, but only for a white girl. Black girls can sing the ratsnest off her without even trying. Amy Winehouse is a drunk and a junkie and that's about it. I'm pretty sure she smells like pee and gatorade powder (me and my friend Jenn used to eat Gatorade powder all the time, and we used to put it in little dimebags and call it "Pack Back" and pretend it was drugs. We are nerds)
Also, I would let Mark Ronson spin the 1s and 2s on me, if you know what I mean (I have no idea what that means, but it was better than my first joke which involved my two-turntables and his microphone)