Hipster Olympics

UPDATE: Already? But you haven't even read it yet? Okay, I tried to post this video right to The Skip-Raid, but Blogger is being a turd sammich, so I am simply linking to it instead. You can watch it HERE. Okay, back to the original message.
People, I once worked at one of the Hipster meccas in Toronto, and while I did seamlessly fit in, I also secretly made fun of 100% of everything around me (like Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls). Honestly, Hipsters are douches. There, I said it. Fuck you, white Wayfarers. Fuck you, American Apparel headbands. Fuck you, Pitchfork. Fuck you, VICE. Wait wait wait...I take it back. I love VICE.
Anyways, I can relate to this video all too well.
Thanks go out to sender-inner Jenn L. And stick around later this afternoon, when a new interview should be posted. Peace.