Christ on a Crutch, I'm back, and it's Ginger Tuesday!!

Wow, I am so glad to be home. Why? I missed yous skids, thats why. But also because now it is back to our regularily scheduled program of non-stop pop-culture and Television worship. I have decided to post a picture of Baby Sinclair of Dinosaurs. Also, now would be a good time to tell you that there will be no Hills post today (because MTV is lazy and gives their employees a day off for Thanksgiving. Know what I'm Thankful for? New Hills episodes and not a stupid mish-mash of old episodes).
Anyways, here is my question. Baby Sinclair is a lot of things: jerk, lil' asshole, the Baby (gotta love me). But is Baby Sinclair a Ginger? I was watching quite an extensive run of episodes this weekend with Mi Familia and I kept wondering if pink is considered Ginge. He DOES have a lot of freckles. As well, he is much paler than the rest of the family. Additionally, he is a huge dickweed, and we all know that Gingers are dickweeds. But it's not really their fault - it's in their blood. I'm sure that Baby Sinclair, while holding a frying pan aloft his father's head was thinking "I really do not want to cause my Father any brain damage, but something keeps telling me to cause irreversable harm...why? He has been nothing but kind to me!" then all of a sudden he's like "MUST...KILL...NOT THE MAMA".
Anyways, I shouldn't worry. Baby Sinclair is long dead. Well, except at Value Village, where you can buy 3 Baby Sinclair dolls and a Robbie figurine in a plastic bag for $5.99. If you ever want to really freak yourself out, walk down the toy aisle at Value Village. Ho-lay-shit, that will scare you straight (straight to the pipe). All those bags full of toys, like the goddamned Invasion of the Body Snatchers. And every doll is missing en eye or an arm and every action figure is coated in yellow crust. Don't get me started on the baby toys. And there are always so many doubles of mass-produced pop-culture toys, like Urkel dolls and Baby Sinclair plushes and Beanie Babies (um, weren't those things supposed to make everyone Millionaires?) that it looks like you stepped into a time-warped Toys R Us. Ahahaha, speaking of Value Village, I just remembered this one time when I was donating a huge bag of clothing to the Addiction Recovery Centre donations bin, and this guy ahead of me had a giant garbage bag filled with clothes, and on top of the pile was pairs of shitty underwear. I don't mean one or two stains, either. I mean someone has lost full control of their bowels and has too much pride to make the switch to Depends. It was so gross. Me and my roomate were just staring at him in disbelief. Um, sir? These clothes are going to people who have kicked the Meth and have probably seen some weird shit and sucked a lot of dick for Meth in their day, but I honestly don't think shitty underwear lines their path to recovery. Sorry to burst your "I feel good for giving back" bubble.