America's Next Top Aspegers: Take a Lap
Yeah, sorry, I wasn't able to get a picture of the Crouching Tiger, Flying Tranny shots yet, so we will have to do with what we gots. Moving on. Today is a very special day for me. Today marks the beginning of a Final Four without Heather. And this is good news, cause bitch was getting on my nerves! When it came down to the final two, and it was just Heather and Jenah stading there, I was like "Dear baby Jesus. You know I hate Jenah with a passion. I think she is a turd-with-a-weave. But please have Heather eliminated. Amen."
I felt like Sophie's Choice at the judging. Did I want them to elimitate the retarded Jenah who has been boring me week after week with her innane and lame shots? Or did I want them to elimitate the girl who took 6 hours to go see one designer. Hello, 6 hours?!?! That's not Aspegers, people, that's a serious case of Fucking Moron. How does it take one almost 6 hours to go a couple of blocks down the street and back? I also loved when she was all pouty and lame and was like "all the signs are in Chinese...it's all Greek to me". Um, yeah. This isn't a trick thrown into the plan by Tyra to challenge you, homegirl. You are in MOTHERFUCKING CHINA!! All the signs should be in Chinese! And seriously, if the Ghetto Girls (Binaca and Saleisha) could do 4 go-sees and still make it back on time, then you should be able to as well.
I cannot even comment on the pictures, as they were such a dismal mess. Let me break it down for you: H&M meets china dresses and people holding lion puppets and chopsticks in the hair. The end.
OOh, now is the time I predict who will be the final 3! I am going to bet dollars to donuts that Jenah will be eliminated (sorry, Jenn L).
The final 3 will be Binaca, Saleisha, and Chantal. Who do you think the final 3 will be? Leave it in the comments!
3 comments:
As much as I loved her, Assburgers was gettin' on my last nerve! Though she did have some thoughtful parting words. "This journey is worth way more than a prize." Hey, at least the girl got something right!
ALSO: Have you noticed the last three girls eliminated (Ambreal, Lisa and Heather) all did little like "SEE YA BITCHES!" pose as the left the judging room? Sweet as candy! I'd love to hang with Ambreal, even though she looks like a monkey and eats mango skin.
TOP THREE PREDICTIONS: Chantal, Saleisha and Jenah. (Only because I hate Bianca with every fibre of my being.)
I'LL DEFFS BE BACK WRITING FO'RUL THE WEEK AFTER THIS ONE COMING. I can't miss the top three, that's blasphemous! Baby Jesus would baby barf all over my new sweater, and you know what? Tide-to-Go NEVER works.
First off, I do feel glad for Heather because ANTM made her talk to people and made her less ass-burgery. BUT she is still annoying and will get eaten alive in the real world.
And yeah, they all do a stupid "...you haven't seen the last of me" pose. Even though its like "yeah, we have".
You best be back next week, homeboy! This is going to be MAYJAH. I think you are right - it will come down to Bianca and Jenah. Although, imagine if Chantal flubbs it all up and SHE gets eliminated?!? Whoah!!
Tide 2 go is a scam. Try Shout Stick. It will get blood out of a mattress, nowhatimsayin?
monkey eating a mango
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