America's Next Top Tranny: Recap Edition!
Binaca, you are officially Public Enemy #1
Alright, last night was a total bummer because Tyra decided to trick-or-treat us to a lame-ass recap show. I wasn't at home (too long to explain) so I was stuck watching an ANTM recap show or Poltergeist 2. I picked ANTM.
The one thing that really shocked me, and I mean shocked me, was Bianca. Remember how way back when I had missed a bunch of episodes in their entirety? Apparetnly I had missed all the clips of Bianca being a total fucking lunatic. Moreso than our good friend and Costa Blanca employee Ebony. Bianca was my favourite, but after watching her be a bitch to Heather and Chantal AND plugging up the turlett with a massive dump, homegirl is on watch. You hear me, boo? Ima be wishin' you the worst next week. You owe me.
Also, I love when Bianca and Chantal are fighting and Bianca goes "girl, stop being hood, it ain't cute". Um, she isn't being hood...homegirl is hood. And by hood, I of course mean Hoodlank County (just south of Kennesaw Mountain, Georgia). Chantal is white trayshe and you know she has seen a fight or two in her life. Except instead of knives and guns and babydaddies, her fights were more like broken 40s of BlackICE beer and scuffles in the double-wide.
But what do you think? Is Bianca a reformed bitch? Is Chantal's Dad also her Uncle? Is Heather a whiny bitch (yes). Dare I say it? ANTM is getting really trashy.
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Yeah, it was kind of a snooze/trash episode. Saving grace was Sarah and her comments about Tyson Beckford - "I just had sex with him in my head - and I'm all good now". "I'm pretty sure there was a moment where he was looking at my boobs." Yeah - 'cause girly actually has boobs.
That girl's stock keeps rising.
ugh this episode was WEAK
WEAKER THAN SWV IN MY KNEE GURRR- FREEEN!!
And you know that they will have ANOTHER recap show the week before the final 3.
PS - I totally used to listen to that SWV song all the time via my Waiting to Exhale cassette. They also had Brandy, TLC, Mary J, and that stupid, stupid Whitney Shoop shoop song.
I was also thinking to myself "that don't let go song was pretty good too..." then I realized that it was EnVogue. EnVogue kicks SWV's ass!
P.S. Mayor
Did you actually go as Amy Winehouse for Halloween? Did you stuff you giant pompadour hairpiece with Halloween goodies (and by stuff I mean "lose things in" and by goodies I mean "syringes, cigarettes and tiny empty booze bottles")
I'm sorry I haven't been helping! This week's episode was a stinker, anyway. Heather has now taken a backseat to my new fave Sarah. THAT GIRL IS HILARIOUS.
ps: have you been watching A Shot at Love; WITH TILA TEQUILA. As hot as that girl is, it's so trashy it makes actual trash look like...not... trash.
um mayor i have en vogues greatest hits on CD they are the best. we should have an en vogue jam
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