Callou Callay!!

Okay, so I know you've seen this picture before; its the notorious shot of my kid sister wearing my most prize'd of vintage items, my 80's Foster Grant Fakefarers. They are white and more rubbery than plastic. They are my babies. Anyways, they went missing and from exercising every option from leaving them behind in the mall to my no-good-nick sister stealing them and then losing them, I could not pin down where they went. So months, months, had gone by and no sign of the glasses. Normally it would just be a case of 'sunrise, sunset' but they weren't originally mine. They were my friend Toms. He had bought them years before and knew I wanted a pair, so he gave them to me for my birthday. So I felt like a dick for losing them. This weekend I went to the BF's parent's house and since I don't really have a suitcase suitable for a one-night stay (or an over-night bag, if you will) I had to pack everything in my old school backpack. I decided to take out my earrings (as they were bothering me) and put them in the front pocket and when I reached in, guess what I found?!? I was OVERJOYED. I am such a loser, but what can you do. Anyways, like Hurricane Katrina, these past 5 months have been an ordeal, and I would like to than the following people for their continued support:

My sister Alex.
Thank you for not stealing them like I assumed you had. PS - steal them again, and I will break your fingers.

My friend Tomislav.
Thank you for giving me these sunglasses. I am sorry I "lost" them. They are my favourite pair and I will guard them with my life.

Lindsay Lohan.
Thank you for being in rehab in Utah for so long. With you out of the public eye, there were no papparazzi shots of you wearing your white Wayfarers, therefore there were a lot less douche-a-ma-rouches wearing white Wayfarers.

American Apparel.
Okay, I got my white sunglasses back. Will you stop wearing them? I don't want to be mistaken for a douchebag, so if you could just adopt some new trend, then I will be very pleased.

Foster Grant.
Thank you for making such awesome glasses.

Value Village.
Thank you for deeming my sunglasses old and ugly and therefore selling them for $2.

PS - The Hills sucked last night, eh? Fuck, what a waste of film.