Cats That Look Like Things! (yes, its come to this)
Happy Fucking Friday!! Now, remember when I said I wasn't going to be posting on Fridays anymore, just linking to the Bite Article I write once-a-week? Well, I realize that you get the bums end of the stick on that deal, so I figured once in a while I would actually give you something more than just Britney news on Friday. Of course, you can view the Bite Article here, or you could just stick around and read this.
Now, we have all seen the Cats that Look Like Hitler website. Snore, big deal, right?I decided to use my sleuthing skills (read: Google) to find some cats that look like other people other than The Big Hitlowski. Enjoy! I found some good ones.
Cat that looks like Wilfred Brimley
Poor Wilfred Brimley. His career went from "guy who plays grizzly, rough around the edges farmers and sherrifs" to "guy who likes oatmeal and mispronounces Diabetes". His 'Diabeetus' ads are usually sandwiched between Cellino & Barnes ads on daytime WUTV television. Also, usually during Maury.
Cat that looks like that Mr.Show sketch where Bob is a rapist
This one is obscure, but I know that at least one of you will get it out there (Mom). There was this sketch where Bob is larry Kleist, a rapist, who after being convicted, is forced to walk around with a guy who announces to everyone that he is a rapist. At his home, at his job. Long story short, he has to tell eveyone he is a rapist. This looks exactly like Bob Odenkirk.
Cat that looks like Lenin
MUST CRUSH CAPITALISM! How cute is this kitty? Apparently, its a little girl cat. Ooh! What a sweetie! I just want to cuddle her snuggly little Lenin face!
Cat that looks like Jabba the Hut
Oooh meesa wanta Whiskas fish flavour. Mow mow mow. Wait a second...Jabba is just as racist sounding as Jar Jar Binks. Jabba...Jar Jar. Wait a sec. Jabba is the original offensive character! George Lucas, what do you have against black people?
That's it! Enjoy the Weekend! And just for fun, watch Rap Cat's music video. It's amazing.



2 comments:
Diabeetus Kitty also looks like my Dad, and my Daddy also has Diabeetus!
I am so sorry to hear about Deadeye-Davi's Diabeetus Daddy.
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