Goddamned Ginger Wednesday
Ew ew ew!! My mother, who hates Gingers almost as much as I, emailed me the link to this website and said "this can't be real". Oh yes, Mamah, tis. Its called Realm of Redheads and they sell gross Gingery shit like 'wacky' t-shirts (so ribald!) and hoodies with sayings like "Consider the hair a warning label!" (yeah, Warning! May suck soul) and "It's a redhead thing...you wouldn't understand!" (no, you're right, I wouldn't. I have a fully-functioning brain and your thoughts are beyond me).
But the best comes in the form of the member's forum, where you can find profiles and interviews of ACTUAL GINGERS. Here are a few of my favourites. WARNING! NSFSS - not safe for sensitive stomachs. Better yet, tell the kids to go into another room. Great Aunt Mable, too. Her heart may be to weak for this. Click on Gross Ginger awaits you to view them in all their horror!
Gross Ginger #1 awaits you.
Best quote? Her answer to "single, involved, or married?" was Very Single. You don't say?
Gross Ginger #2 awaits you.
Best quote? Her stupid-ass nickname. WindDancer. I wish I could make this stuff up. Also, all her answers sound like I am reading a Cathy comicstrip.
Gross Ginger #3 awaits you.
This lady is really more of a daywalker, but please check out where she would love to live - it's the first question. Brilliant. Also, she considers Weekend at Bernies "a hoot".
Gross Ginger #4 awaits you.
But please check out her picture. She either has that skin pigmentation disorder or she cut herself shaving a million times. Also, if she could meet anyone dead or alive, she would pick Ted Bundy. Yep. Ted Bundy. No, not the unibomber...that's Ted Kaczynski. She wants to meet the rapist-muderer-rapist. Oh yeah, Gingers are totally normal.
4 comments:
Oh dear god.
From Ewww Ginger #1:
"I would still love to have a perfect size 2 figure that looked awesome in skimpy shorts. "
gross gross gross gross.
What's with Ginger's liking purple? Ginger's look HORRIBlE in purple. Er... perhaps that statement was redundant, as they look horrible in every color.
Excellent read.
I know - God hath truly besseth me with Gingerethness.
* I had originally wrote God hoth, and I should have kept it.
Tylerface is ginger.
Im buying a bottle of good ol' brown though, sweet chilwes.
No need to fear!
Oh tylerface, a ginger? To think that I loved you, once!
All that aside, I browsed their photos section and lost 39 pounds from puking so much. Thanks Realm of Redheads! Also, gross...
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