Goddamned Ginger Wednesdays
Alright, so there were a couple of Gingers I wanted to do today (ew, not like that) but I couldn't decide. Then, like a light radiating from the eyes of Sweet Baby Jesus, it hit me. I was watching Law & Order: SVU as usual last night, and I have come to the realization that there is one Ginger I like. Nay, admire.
Name: Assistant District Attorney Casey Novak
Why is she famous? She puts rapists and pedos in jail (when it is in her jurisdiction within the criminal justice system of the state of New York).
I know many of you took one look at the picture and went "yawn...I hate Law & Order: CSI Cold Case" and you are right. CSI and Cold Case and all those other gay-ass (like lame, not like homer-sexual) stupid crime scene shows are so nauseatingly bad. Even Law & Order: Criminal Intent is pretty lamesville. But SVU is amazing. Fuck, the show has Ice-T playing a cop. And he's actually believable. Plus, they have a mish-mash of races on the show, which is pretty cool.
Det. Stabler/Christopher Meloni - white
Det. Benson/Mariska Hargitay - Italian?
Richard Belzer - maybe the Matrix
Ice-T - Black (and ghetto. SVU has no time for PC bullshit)
BD Wong - Asian (doye...and he doesn't play an Asian stereotype. Unless you count all the times he makes a mistake with DNA samples in the lab and goes "me so solly!!". JK - that never happens)
ADA Casey Novak - Ginger
The New Guy I Don't Like and Haven't Bothered to Learn His Name (but he is Ice-T's new partner and Ice-T doesn't like him) - Mexican (although in real life he is Native Canadian)
But back to ADA Ginger. Casey Novak takes no shit from no one. Last week, she convinced a serial killer to testify against one of his fans who was mimicking his murders in exchange for his release from Rikers into a better prison. He was totally up for it and then BAM! Bitch got him transfered to 24-hour solitary-and-beatdown prison! She double-crossed him! And she's all "yeah, bitch, whachagon'do about it?!?"
She is definately the HBIC of the New York legal system. And yet, she always manages to be pretty. Like when she dyed her awful, awful Ginger hair blonde.
See, so pretty! Why did she have to go back to Ginge! Maybe she wasn't being taken as seriously as she'd like with blonde hair, so she went back to Ginge (mostly to scare the defendant).
Also, I need to comment on the writer's guild strike right now. The writers of America are not big, whiny babies (as many have been describing them) but just honest, hard working people who need a raise. With that being said, I hope this strike goes on forever, cause you know NBC is going to start airing Law & Order: SVU non-stop to keep their viewers happy. So I say, strike on writers! You go for that cash grab! And everyone else cross your fingers that they show more SVU and less Chuck or Reaper or the rest of that shit that will be cancelled in 3 months.



10 comments:
That "new" guy is old. You see Det. Chester Lake (Adam Beach)everytime you watch Joe Dirt! L&A should bring back Chris "Ludacris" Bridges!!!
Oh yeah, no I know that Adam Beach isn't new-new, but he is new-er. Also, Joe Dirt (Deer-tay) is the shit. I love that movie and I am not ashamed to say so. Also, did you see 2 weeks ago when Luda was on? Dayum! Homeboy can act! (...can I call a black guy "homeboy"?)
Sure you can........... "Mayor Dog Imus"
Shit I left a comment before but it got deleted. It was just about me making fun of you for misspelling Don Imus' name, then realizing you threw a Dog the Bounty Hunter joke in there. Touche.
Also, I would marry Ludacris if I could.
I'd be down for marrying Luda too, even if we had to have some weird polygamous thing going on. I get him 3 days a week, and you get him 3 days a week and then we Rock Paper Scissors for the remaining day. Deal?
I can get down on that. I will take Christopher Meloni the other 3 days (but only as his Wet Hot American Summer character)
I can get down on that. I will take Christopher Meloni the other 3 days (but only as his Wet Hot American Summer character)
Cool. I choose Adam Beach as my alternate. Oh what a beautiful marriage it will be.
I'm a huge Nerdy SUV fan, and i have to say i loved this post!
that episode wasn't that good. i love real messed up ones like step mom makes the step son and kills the dad and so they can get married, except the stepwhore really wants to marry the pool boy, but use the stepson to do the dirty work...... LOVE IT!!!!!
Carmel you ARE a huge SUV fan.
The extra cargo room. The remote keyless entry.
KIDDING
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