Happy Friday!

And what a happy Friday it is, too. Now, you have two fantasgreat Skip-raid choices, too. You could take a gander at this weeks Bite TV Blog article. Which is okay. I wrote a dirty Christmas carol about Paris Hilton. So, that's good I guess. Or, you can stay here and take a gander at a few good Craigslist Casual Encounters I found. You win either way. But you know how you can really win? With a Christmas Card from The Mayor! Click here to find out how to get one.
Aight, let's take a look at some of these shall we? Please click on the titles for the pictures. I didn't include the pics here, because you really need to see the whole ads. Don't worry; they are all SFW.

"Come Over Tonight - m4w - 29"
He says: "I'm bored and want to hang out with a cute girl. Hopefully we can make out later."
I says: Awww! He is such a cutie! I would totally email...wait a second. Is that a painting of shitty fantasy art in his apartment? Wow. Um. Yeah, on second thought...

"mmm, shrooms...26"
He says: "aren't they the greatest? if you think so and need some. let me know."
I says: Sir, while buying drugs is techinically considered a 'casual encounter', you are advertising your need to sell said drugs, which would really warrant its posting in the "for sale" section.

"Are you blk or mixed?? - m4w - 28"
He says: "I'm a blk male just one here killing time, so many fake ad's so I figure I will save myself the trouble of reading them. So if your down to earth, attractive, and child free send me a line or two, a pic would be cool also."
I says: Check out his picture! Jimi Hendrix lives! And is prejudiced against people with kids. And is lying about his age (wouldn't Hendrix be like, 60 by now?)

"Pirates III at my place tonight. Wanna Cuddle up - m4w - 31"
He says: "Want to cuddle like a pretzel and watch Pirates III on the plasma tonight. Mail me a pic and tell me a tiny bit about yourself."
I says: Okay, like this guy isn't going to chop you up into little pieces and put you in the freezer. Like, does he honestly think that some girl is sitting at home going "you know what? I could watch Pirates at home, but going to a stranger's home by myself does seem like a really safe idea..."

"A visitor needs a local friend - w4m - 27"
She says: "Hello – I’m visiting new york and will be here for a little while. I’m from eastern europe, love having fun, meeting new people. If you’re gentle, mature, like to have a new friend, and can take me around town, please send me your photo."
I says: Let's just write this without all the BS, and I think I can sum it up in 5 words. "Mail Order Bride from Russia".

"Candle party - m4ww"
He says: "Hi, i just joined a scented candle co. and have to book 5 parties in the 2 weeks. have a look at my site too. www.mygccandle.com/scentsoflife , have a home party or book party and earn free gifts for yourself or others. thanks
have a scentful holiday".
I says: Um, I don't think this fellow understands what a Casual Encounter is. Additionally, I feel bad that he fell into such an obvious get-rich-quick Pyramid Scheme.

"College guy here - m4w - 24"
He says: "My names Andrew. I love to do what ever you want, just ask. If your looking for a guy with a breast fetish then I'm your man. I'm also fun loving, educated, down to earth and know how to keep up a conversation, among other things ;-). Hope to hear from you soon. The pics I posted are not my best, but you'll have your eyes closed with enjoyment most of the time anyway."
I says: Please take a look at this guy, and then imagine he isn't looking for a girl, but for a couple of beers.
"My names Andrew. I love to drink. If your looking for a guy with a beer fetish then I'm your man. I'm also fun loving, educated, down to earth and know how to keep up a conversation, among other things (a buzz!) Hope to find some beers soon. The pics I posted are not my best, but I'll have my eyes closed with enjoyment most of the time anyway."

Peace out, homesquirels! Have a great weekend!!