GINGER FOOD DEATHMATCH!

Hey Guys. So you all know that last weekend I went to America for a widdle visit, which was awesome. I love the states, if not just for the vast array of foods. You people are the leaders in obesity for a reason (and thanks to Poutine, we are the leaders in heart disease).
But while I do always favour American foods over Canadian foods, one that I had never tried was Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. You see (Canadians can earmuffs this part if they want) in Canada, we have what is known as Kraft Dinner. Nobody says Macaroni and Cheese. And if you are a real Hoser, you call it KD. Also, in Canada, we eat it with ketchup, but that is a whole other post for another day. So when Terrence and Philip talk about Kraft Dinner on South Park, they are not just talking in a colloquial way. Kraft Dinner is a staple here in Canada. You can buy a case at Costco for $3.99. And, I won’t lie, I fucking love the shit. So I thought it’s about damn time I did a comparison of one of the most Gingery foods around. Mac and Cheese. Ring the alarm, it’s time to get dirty!

KRAFT DINNER vs KRAFT MACARONI & CHEESEEASE OF PREPARATION
Kraft Dinner: Pretty easy if you are bilingual. There is not much to separate the English instructions from the French.
Kraft M&C: Christ, their instructions are in picture form, guaranteeing that everyone from the illiterate to people from Appalachia can make this shit.
WINNER – Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. It’s pretty much impossible to not understand how to make it. KD on the other hand requires you to be able to not only read 2 languages at the same time, but very small print.

COLOUR
Kraft Dinner: Bright orange
Kraft M&C: Pale orange. Almost beige. Ew.
WINNER – Kraft Dinner. You want your mac and cheese to be as bright as a construction vest.

TASTE
Kraft Dinner: Oh man, that’s the good stuff. Nice and cheesy, but sharp cheesy. Like Cheese-Whiz. Fan-fucking-tastic. I ate the whole pot of it, and wished there was more (but then realized that eating a whole box of Kraft Dinner was as ghetto as it gets, so I stopped wishing).
Kraft M&C: Sweet jesus, this tastes like warm baby shit nestled in a best of wet hair. I honestly can only compare it to White Trash Mac and Cheese. You know the kind – you would go over to a friend’s house and the parents were either alcoholics or super-cheap, and they didn’t buy name brand stuff. So they bought dollar store mac and cheese, which always had a retarded name like “Kidz Choice” or “Wacky Macarooney and Cheez” and they couldn’t legally put the word ‘cheese’ on the box, because there was no actual cheese in the recipe? Fuck, I used to have to choke that down at so many houses. Ew! And then to add insult to injury, the moms would sometimes cook the noodles waaaay past al dente and they would be so wormy? I can’t type any more about it, cause I am gonna barf. I’m serious.
WINNER – (doye) Kraft Dinner.

So, I would say that overall, Kraft Dinner kicks so much ass. You guys need to step up your game and fix that shit you are eating. Look, I love every other food America has to offer. You name it, I’ve tried it. But there are some things that you have yet to master, and mac and cheese is one of them. Like, are you born without tastebuds or something? That shit was rank-a-lank. I couldn’t finish one bowl and had to dump the rest. Kraft Macaroni & Cheese is dead to me.

Think I’m wrong? Email skipraid@gmail.com and I’ll send you a box of KD.

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