Heath Ledger is with Jesus tonight.

Holy shit, what a day to lose the internet? I didn't get it back till 7pm tonight, and it was like I was asleep for a week. First on the menu is that Heath Ledger passed away in his Manhattan apartment today from what seems to be a drug-related death. I could have posted a recent picture of him, but 10 Things I Hate About You was the shit and I loved him in it. Also, any movie that stars those hot Jews David Krumholtz and Joseph Gordon-Levitt is good on my list. Anyways, it really is a tragedy, not because Hollywood lost talent, but that a little girl lost her Daddy. My thoughts are with you, Matilda.
Next up is Amy 'Fucking Retarded Loser' Winehouse finally has checked her ass into rehab? Is this true? I don't know if you saw the video of her smoking crack and snorting drugs, but she was due. Christ, like how many times do you get to fuck up before people say 'get a grip, you tard. You are gonna lose everything'? Well, I guess the 30 strikes and you're out rule is in effect, cause she is gonna take a widdle nap at the crack farm.
And finally, the sweetness that is Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage. So sad, she would have been a great mommy. I will cross my fingers for homegirl, cause she deserves a little bundle of joy. Why do all the good ones get screwed over? Why hasn't Paris Hilton suffered in some way? Ooh, maybe God is saving her for a real good one. I won't speculate, but maybe her obit might read Crushed in an elephant stampede. What? God has a great sense of humor. How else do you explain farts?
In honour of Heath Ledger, here is a great scene from 10 Things. Enjoy.