HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKIP-RAID!!

Oh mah gosh oh mah gosh oh mah gosh!! I can't believe it! Urrbody said it wouldn't last. They said I couldn't outlive Heath Ledger - fuck all y'all, Obscure Websites vs. Hollywood Actor Vegas Bookies! I'm still standing!
Was that in poor taste? Aw, I loves ya, Heath. Anyways, The Skip-Raid has been offending and crap-joking its way through a whole 365 days, and I am actually very proud. I honestly didn't think I could go past a month or two. You know why I did? Yous skids. Thats right - you guys keep reading and commenting and loving The SR, so I am very thankful. Anyways, you didn't think I was gonna piss out of a Ginger Tuesday, did you?Name: Tilda Swinton
Age: 47
Why are they famous? Tilda is a super-talented actress who happens to be the HGIC in Hollywood Arthaus Films (Head Ginge in Charge).
Unless you watch a shitload of IFC movies, you probably know Swinton best as the White Witch in The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. Yeah, the Turkish Delight ho. Anyways, Tilda gets nominated for a shitload of awards - which really doesn't say much. The Academy loves giving awards to people with disabilities. Like Marlee Matlin (deaf) for Children of a Lesser God...or...moving on. They give Tilda Swinton nominations because she was born with a severe disability; Gingervitis. And no ammount of medication or radiation treatments or praying will cure Gingervitis. Especially Tilda, who has a textbook case of Gingervitis Extremis. Ew, are you taking a good look at the lumps where her eyebrows should be. Or those weird ass eyelids. If you don't focus on her hair, she looks like she has alopecia. Ew ew ew. I bet that she is super-patchy with freckles, too. Know what is so weird? i did a little Wikipedia research, and apparently, she is marrid (to a dude...who isn't blind) and she has a mister (like a mistress, but with a weenis) and her husband doesn't mind. What the hell? Something tells me that her husband didn't hesitate too long when she asked for a boyfriend.
Tilda: "husband, I need another man"
Husband: "Go for it...connect 4"
Tilda: "but how will you go on with less of this?" points to freckly, hideously Ginger body
Husband: "do what you gotta do, bitch. I mean...I will cry myself to sleep every night"
So there you have it. I would say that Tilda Swinton is a perfect example of a nightmare Ginger. And with that being said, I am going to throw up.

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