Come è ancora Dominique qui?

No seriously - why is she still here? Yeah, that was Italian. I am a master of all the world languages. Just kidding; I only know how to tell people to fuck off and kiss my ass, you dirty mungicake in Italian. Anything else is courtesy of Babelfish. Moving on. Tonight the girls got to do their best She-Ra impressions (or in Dominique's case, He-Man. Fatima's case, Kowl) and pretend to be warriors.
Waaaaaariorssss, come out to plaaaaa-ayy.
Sorry, I had to. But for serious, it was a sort-of cool challenge. I am glad Whitney won, even if it was by default. She basically won because she was the least-worst. Anya looked like a blonde Amy Winehouse fighting for crack. Katterginna looked like a weird Russian escort. Fatima looked like the bones of a woman eaten by Jabba the Hut (you know when you get a quarter-chicken from Swiss Chalet? Throw a leather outfit on it. Presto, Fatima). And Dominique was pulling some Jackie Chan shit. She kept posing with her legs all akimbo as if to say "take a good look!! You see any balls?!?" Of course we wouldn't, Dominique; you are a pro tucker.

Now to this week's winner!!Fatima
Uh, I will give this to her. It looks alright. But really, tonights whole episode is like an analogy of a post-ribfest shit. You try really really hard. You struggle and push yourself to the limit. Then when you finally stand up and take a look at your progress, it's nothing but a small brown turd. So really, Fatima is a turd. Well, not her. Maybe just her dreams of being a top model are turdy. Ugh, I have already dedicated WAY TOO MUCH TIME to her.

And American Airline's newest coach passenger is...Katterginna
Aw...poor East Block. I think Katterginna was as boring as a visit to the optometrist, but the wrong ho went home this week. Excuse me, allow me to clarify. The wrong human went home (ho would imply that I am talking about a woman).

And of course, here are the remaining 3.Whitney
I know that many, many of you hate Whitney with a passion so unbridaled, it puts Tyra's wig-brusher-outter to shame. But I really trully like her. I am not 100% fond of this shot; she looks a little less ANTM, a little more How to look good naked with Gok Wan. You know what I am saying; she looka-like a Sussex mother of 3 who is unhappy with her 'wobbly bits'. I hate to say it, but I think that next week might be Whitney's last. Ugh, I just jinxed myself!!Anya
Great, as always. Anya will defs be the top two. I think she has a 50% chance of winning and a 100% chance of sleeping with Nigel Barker (hello! Do you not remember that Sprite shoot?)Dominique
DO NOT WANT!! Mayor no like; bad medicine. I really hope she gets kicked out next week. She is ugly as sin, can't act, zero personality, shit hair. Plus, a penis. I have never seen it, but I have seen her 5 o'clock shadow and adam's apple. Plus, SHE LOOKS LIKE A DUDE. How is she still around? The judges must be dickmatized.

Next week...
We finally get to the bottom 3. I would be willing to put money on the final three being the following:
Anya
Fatima
Whitney
And my smoking gun is Dominique for Whitney. But Anya isn't going anywhere, and Fatima will cut a bitch before she gets eliminated. Leave your thoughts after the jump!!