5.07.2008

Perez Hilton: Racist?

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I don't often read Perez Hilton. I like to put him in the same category as Sex and the City, Appletinis, books by Sophie Kinsella, Abercrombie & Fitch, and Rockstar Energy Drink (ie. things boring people like). I would much rather spend my time reading Dlisted every 12 minutes, but really, Michael K is on a completely different level than Perez 'Fat Starfucker' Hilton, so it's really unfair to compare the two. Like Apples and Feces. Anyways, my point is...
I was reading Perez and stumbled across this ad (which is difficult, because his site has so many ads it's like the Wal-Mart of Blogs) and riiiiight down near the bottom, what do we see? The N word aka PR Nightmare! Someone isn't doing their proofreading job very well! I would love to see Perez fire someone over this, but I am pretty sure he runs the site with the help of his Moms and his dog.

I also love that it is in a bullshit Facebook-like application called The Ultimate Flirting Widget. Nothing says 'hey boy, I think you're cute' like whipping out one of the most offensive racial slurs known to man. Also, in response to the question, how does ones hair smell like a black person? Does black hair not smell like white hair? Eww, fuck that noise, hair smell is gross. One time, I was stuck in a car on a small road trip with someone who had seriously thick dreds, and the hair smelled like poo and skin-tags. Ugh, it was so musty. Now is a good time to stress that the wearer of the dreds is white. There is a special spot in Hell for white people with dredlocks.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

omg - i tried to find it and it looks like it was changed - you are fast!

Jenn L said...

dang don't dis appletinis!!!!

man i love me some appletinis.
and my mom says i am not boring so figure that griz out.

The Mayor said...

Okay, Appletinis is fine, because you still drink Champs. If alls you drank was Appletinis and Choctinis and shit, then you be boring.
Also, I wrote drink like drank.
Shawty wanna drank.