Drunk Ass Ho
No, not Katie (although that outfit says otherwise). I'm talking about Hollywood's Lil'est Partygirl, Suri Cruise! Homegirl is back at it! It seems like just yesterday I was watching the episode of A&E's Intervention where Suri thinks she's being filmed for a documentary on substance abuse. That poor, naive crackhead; how do they not know they are on Intervention? All of a sudden their life of smoking rocks and picking their face scabs is interesting enough to warrant a film crew following their every move? Anyways, in case you missed the episode, Suri gets to the hotel room where Tom, Katie, Jeff VanVonderen, and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt are waiting with their 'sad letters'. Before anyone can even mouth the words will you seek help today?, Suri throws a half-empty bottle of Slip n' Slide (Vodka and Johnson's Baby Shampoo) at Tom amd makes a run for the door. She doesn't make it very far, as she runs into the housekeeping cart and is knocked unconsious. Unable to make the decision herself, Tom and Katie must choose where she goes: Juvy or Rehab.
After much speculation,it was reported that Tom and Katie checked Suri into Cirque Lodge instead of sending her to Juvenile Detention (Katie's first choice). Everything was going fine (it was rumoured at one point that Suri was writing her memoirs. I believe the working title was called Cruise-ing for a Bruising; My Life with Black Tar Heroin) until Suri checked herself out last Thursday claiming her "demons" were "under control" and that she no longer had a dependancy on alcohol, heroin, crack-cocaine, Flintstone Vitamins, Ecstasy, Adderall, 5-Minute Epoxy Resin, and "that awesome taste of licking an envelope".
Anyways, the poor thing has been out every night since her departure from Cirque Lodge. Friday night had Suri dancing on tables at Forty Deuce, Saturday had Suri flipping off a bouncer at JelloShots (an LA stripclub), and Sunday had Suri being pulled over by the LAPD for speeding on the wrong side of the highway high on Horse tranquilizers. Suri insists she is clean, but insiders say that her bottle contains Night Night Juice (Jack Daniels, crushed up Ambien, and Similac Good Start Formula).
6 comments:
I"m really much more concerned about that ourfit on Katie. Is that pegging on those jeans (aka the cinch and roll)?
outfit, rather.
Oh, you know it! I look at Katie and all I can hear is "Return of the Mack"
And I like Ourfit, keep it.
I like her pants.
My name is Amy Rollins and i would like to show you my personal experience with Adderall.
I have taken for 1 years. I am 20 years old. I have better luck with Adderall 20MG non-extended release than I do with Adderall XR 10MG, which is what I am prescribed. The XR wears off before the day is over, which leaves you with an awful crash to deal with. (Obviously, if you'd like to sleep regularly you shouldn't take another...so crashing off this particular dosage is almost inevitable.) They say you should drink caffeine towards the end of the day to try to ward off the symptoms of coming down off this drug.
Side Effects :
loss of appetite,dry mouth,insomnia,bad crash after about 7 hours,fidgety,rapid heartbeat,more productive,if taken for months regularly I start to feel less like myself,lower sex drive.
I hope this information will be useful to others,
Amy Rollins
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