An open letter to A-Channel
Dear A-Channel
Why, for fuck's sake, did you take ANTM off the Wednesday night line-up and replace it with Monk? Seriously? Monk? Have you ever watched that shit? I am personally baffled that Tony Shaloub is even filming new episodes of that claptrap - I did not realize that a show with a viewership of 10 catatonic patients in the Shady Acres common room would warrant a new catalogue of episodes year after year after fucking year. A-Channel, your popularity is sandwiched somewhere in between The Weather Network and The Shopping Channel; why the hell would you get rid of a show that is bringing you at least a couple of thousand viewers each week for a show that I wouldn't even put on for my dog to keep it company while I am out grocery shopping. Good job. Where am I going to watch ANTM now? Online? Like a Japanese commuter? I do not think so.
Anyways, its been a pleasure talking with you, you jagoffs, and I certainly hope that your 90-year-old/blind/functionally retarded programming director gets fired and you hire someone with even a sliver of common sense.
The Mayor
PS - I will have an ANTM post for you tomorrow after I watch this week's episode on YouTube or somehting just as ghetto and degrading. Happy trails.
3 comments:
Crap Channel. I had to start paying $6.99 a month to get the tv package with the CW in it so I could watch ANTM this season. That's right, I'm paying $7 a month to see Tyra and her gang of model wannabes. I feel so dirty now, like I'm paying too much for a ugly call girl or something...
Too bad you missed it - this season has been pretty boring but last night's episode was actually pretty juicy.
Try 'surfthechannel.com', my husband swears by it for all his non-cable tv-watching needs. Maybe it's .net, I don't know.
And Alice is right, last night brought the DRAMA!
Untwist your knickers....it's on tonight at 9:00p.m. on the "A Channel"
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