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1 comments:
This reminds me of that Canadian Broadcast Standards commercial with the fake "household hippo" that eats leftover peanut butter toast crumbs and sleeps on old mittens. Cutest commercial ever.
I'd like a little hippo, but then I remember they grow up to be like 900lbs or something and would probably eat my entire collection of shoes.
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