flickr was a Bad Idea

My kid sister, who you all know pretty well by now, is one of my favourite things. She is a great illustrator, can be quite funny when she wants to be, and generally has good style. But the best thing about my sister is her ability to cruise Craigslist, flickr, Facebook, Google Images, etc for hours (HOURS) searching for amazing photos. And then she sends them to me in an email that goes a little something like this:

Hey (insert my real name - she doesn't call me The Mayor, after all)

So i found this shitt and it is retarded. itz so stupid. look at her ugly face.

Alex

Which loosely translates to "OMG please feature this on The Skip-Raid, which I claim to never read, but I actually read everyday". It's okay Alex, embrace The 'Raid. So this time she was cruising for people's pregnancy pictures posted on flickr. Oh. My. God. WHEN will people realize that flickr isn't private?? That there are literally hundreds of people like me who love basking in the glory that is your poor decision making skills. Take Pregnancy Shot No.1 for example:How tacky is this?? My favourite comment below it was

"This is a really quite beautiful picture. Seeing the curiosity and love all at once. rare. Well done to whoever took it; They have an eye for the right moment."

Ew, NO IT ISN'T!! This is two white trash Circut City employees with a bad dye job, a Starter jacket, and a Canon PowerShot. But this shit is Richard Avedon compared to what comes next:ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS!?!?! The best part (BEST) is the title. Please click on it, and then browse through the other photos. Along with Me and my now Ex husband i was pregnant with twins, you also get such hits as:

me and my Ex husband kissing how stupid of me now

me and my abusive Ex husband

my Ex husband being stupid

me makein the boys HOT

My brother acting like a crip

me standing by the van

Oh, BigTitt2003, you poet. Honestly, please take a look at all her photos and realize that when terrorists think of America, when they truly need fuel to fire their hatred, they imagine BigTitt2003 (real name probably Jessakah or Shanda) and it's all they need to get going in the morning. It's like their TOTAL (or Total Raisin Bran).