Um, can I has?
I'd prefer a tattoo of the Old Timer's Breakfast, but that's just me.
- The Mayor
- It goes without saying that this blog's content may be a little NSFW-ish, so please keep that in mind. I mean - you won't find a bunch of pictures of dongs staring you in the face, but I wouldn't load it as your Grammy's homepage, either.
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It's missing a biscuit...but that's still die hard.
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