Like Larry Burns, it appears I've put a GONE DRINKIN sign on my chair (my chair being The Skip-Raid) because I haven't written anything for you in nearly 2 months. I get it! I'm lazy. That's not actually true; it's just that I have a few other stupid projects in the works and I've been dedicating time to them. Remember: stupid babies need the most love.
Regardless, I'll be back soon. I just need to think of something funny to actually write.
See you in the car,