Fragile...it must be Italian.

My parents were driving around yesterday (they are retired; it's what they do) and they saw this house with a Christmas Story leg lamp. I honestly didn't know they actually made these lamps. I knew they made Christmas ornaments of the 'major award', but really? A whole lamp? And up well past Christmas? I love these people! The best part is, my parents took this picture in bumfuck nowhere (aka Coburg, Ontario) where there is no such thing as Irony. These people have this lamp up in their home because they love A Christmas Story, goddamn it! Anyways, the owners then drove up into their driveway as my Pops was taking the picture, and he got freaked out and jumped in the car. My parents sped away like the Duke Boys. Again, retirees. You can't control them.

Anatomy of a Picture

At work, we are trying to convince our boss that getting an Office Cat will increase productivity and team building. Shyeah right, we just want it to pet and feed and occasionally tease in a funny/mildly cruel way. In hopes of tempting our boss to spend his lunch hour at the SPCA, I told him that we could train the cat to do our bidding and sent him this picture. I think it worked. Let's take a look at what we have here:1. Judging by the term 'esse' this cat is Latino (aka A Cholo)
2. This cat is a member of the Crips
3. This cat killed someone in prison (tear tattoo)
4. This cat has been shivving so many stoolies, he has bent up his switchblade and will probably ask Santa-Cat for a new one for Christmas
5. This cat needs to lay off the Camels or else he will start to smell like Kirsten Dunst

Have a good weekend Homies! I should have the internet at my house this weekend, so expect a lot less half-assed posts next week.
Peace / Mrrow

Anatomy of a Picture

Anatomy of a Picture

Yeah, I'm sorry to post pictures like this so early in the morning, because trust, this almost made me barf. But allow me to explain what is going on in this lovely image of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes gettin' jiggy wit it:

1. Tom is sweating PROFUSELY

2. Tom's face says "yeah, a woman...this is hot. Hot hot hot. I am totally turned on right now...come on, Maverick, you can do this..."

3. The people in the back ground have one of two emotions: grossed-out surprise or fear

4. Katie has never, ever been to a school dance/watched MTV/rented Carmen Electra's Strip to Fit

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