Anti-Lowbrow Week comes to a close.

I think this picture is the perfect way to end Anti-Lowbrow Week at The Skip-Raid:I honestly think I might regret saying this, but this picture of Lindsay Lohan is melting my horribly mean heart. Here she is on a day out from Promises or wherever the hell she is drying out. As much as I love making fun of her train wreck of a life, I am actually really happy that Rehab 2.0 is maybe going to change her this time. This is a different Lohan, people:
1. Smiling
2. Outside and awake before 3pm
3. With people who aren't Nicole Ritchie or Dina "Mumma Skag Bag" Lohan
4. Is that a little paunch I see? And thick thighs? Someone looks healthy again

This is all better than Rehab 1.0 Lohan which was:
1. Really skinny
2. Really trampy
3. Really high out of her fucking mind
4. Flashin' the bagina

So yeah, this picture actually put a smile on my face and made me go "Awww!" If you need to contact me this weekend, please call Whitby Psych at 1-800-crazy-ho.
Peace out! See you all Monday morning!!

No More Poo

It has been brought to my attention that The Skip-Raid, while being very creative and downright hilarious, often has a core theme of "poo humour". But come on - poo jokes are very funny, am I right people? And, if you will read the comments section, I think I may have offended some of my readers with my Embarrasing Moment story. So, I declare this week to be No Lowbrow Week. That's right - no jokes for one whole week about the following things:
- Poo (whether fecal or Hilton in nature)
- Urine
- "Lady Bid'ness"
- Weiners and Balls
- Vajayjays
- Barf
- "Gagortions"
- STDs and the hilarious consequences thereof
So, there you have it. It's all class all the way this week. Let's get ready to get highbrow!! McSweeny's can eat my...um...shoe (?)
Eff dis, what the shit am I going to write about?!?!