Perez Hilton: Racist?
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I don't often read Perez Hilton. I like to put him in the same category as Sex and the City, Appletinis, books by Sophie Kinsella, Abercrombie & Fitch, and Rockstar Energy Drink (ie. things boring people like). I would much rather spend my time reading Dlisted every 12 minutes, but really, Michael K is on a completely different level than Perez 'Fat Starfucker' Hilton, so it's really unfair to compare the two. Like Apples and Feces. Anyways, my point is...
I was reading Perez and stumbled across this ad (which is difficult, because his site has so many ads it's like the Wal-Mart of Blogs) and riiiiight down near the bottom, what do we see? The N word aka PR Nightmare! Someone isn't doing their proofreading job very well! I would love to see Perez fire someone over this, but I am pretty sure he runs the site with the help of his Moms and his dog.
I also love that it is in a bullshit Facebook-like application called The Ultimate Flirting Widget. Nothing says 'hey boy, I think you're cute' like whipping out one of the most offensive racial slurs known to man. Also, in response to the question, how does ones hair smell like a black person? Does black hair not smell like white hair? Eww, fuck that noise, hair smell is gross. One time, I was stuck in a car on a small road trip with someone who had seriously thick dreds, and the hair smelled like poo and skin-tags. Ugh, it was so musty. Now is a good time to stress that the wearer of the dreds is white. There is a special spot in Hell for white people with dredlocks.


